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Would you believe it?  Twice in one day, after a hiatus of... well... a really long time.  And this time it's fic!  It's not the conclusion to Pieces, or the Boyd/Bean I have started, or the Harry/Karl/Orlando I promised Brenda for her birthday almost three months ago.  But, hey!  It's something.

Title: Full Circle
Pairing: DW/KU
Rating: PG-13 to R
Warning: Slash.  Not true.  No offence intended.
Summary:  “I’m here to seduce you.”  Dave just looked at Karl blankly.  “Yeah, mate, good luck with that.  It might go better if I weren’t busy trying to re-inflate the doorknob shaped impression in my spine.”
Author’s Note:  Follows Snap and Penance, although all three are fairly independent.


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Because Sally tagged me:

10 Things You Don't Know About Me:

1.  I love baseball.  I'm a Mariners fan, but I also like the Red Sox and this year I'm thinking of following the Cubs.
2.  My favorite tv show of all time is Sports Night, and I still get bummed that it only lasted two seasons.  I would totally have Aaron Sorkin's coked up babies.  (And really, I don't want to have kids.  Ever.)
3.  I once traveled over 500 miles to see Steve Irwin give a demonstration.
4.  My sister and I still have the *NSYNC Disney concert special on tape.  And I feel no shame about this, so there.
5.  I was born in Honolulu, HI.  For a long time I thought this meant I qualified as a Pacific Islander.  I think I skewed some standardized test scores as a result.
6.  I have a stuffed animal of Little Foot from The Land Before Time that I am ridiculously attached to.
7.  Next year I will start my career as a college instructor, teaching freshman comp.
8.  Despite being straight, I have made out with several girls -- all as a result of co-ed truth or dare.
9.  I am addicted to the Food Network.  I have a mild crush on the Chairman for Iron Chef.
10.  I once moved five times in three years.

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I have been rather quiet lately, but for those of you who still cast a glance this way and don't already know: I got in to grad school! Yay! This fall I will start work toward my master's in English. Consider this proof positive that higher education isn't what it once was.

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Dude... all of a sudden my journal looks different. It's blue! I don't know how it happened, but I like it. Are there new default settings or something?

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Title: Pinot (2/?) in the uinendolothen series
Pairing: OB/DW
Rating: Eventually NC-17, this chapter not so much. (Yeah, sorry ‘bout that.)
Warnings: Slash. Not true. No offense intended.
Summary: "I know you’ll be needing that throat later.” “Dialogue,” Dave added when Orlando looked taken aback.
Author’s Note: No beta, because it’s a (late) Valentine’s surprise… for my beta, the lovely uinendolothen. Hopefully there will be more porny goodness (emphasis on porny) soon. Follows Popsicle, which you should read first.

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Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! I hope you're all off doing highly romantic (read: smutty) things to celebrate this day of luuurrrrve. I will be working this evening, so sadly my ultra cool plans of staying in and watching men's figure skating will have to be scrapped.

In other, more exciting news, I am frantically working on not one, not two, but THREE fics that are ready to update. This level of activity is unprecedented, but I wanted everyone on my f-list to know that they are loved and appreciated. So, yeah, expect those to start appearing in a few days.


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I gave my phone number to a boy... AND HE CALLED. So what the hell do I do now?!?

Sometimes, I wish I weren't 12. Or, you know, socially inept. Whatever.

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She's back... with a meme! Who's excited? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Gakked from uinendolothen

Please comment with the following:

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1. one thing you like about me:
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3. put this in your lj so i can tell you what i think of you.

Shameless Solicitation

Hey! If anyone has oodles of free time, feel free to write me a fic for my birthday. It's the sixth of this month (my birthday is a religious holiday!) and I would love anything with Harry, Karl, or Dave and a happy ending. I'm not expecting anything, just shamelessly soliciting, because birthdays are the only time it's socially acceptable to do so.